The ComfyChair Mission Statement Generator

Our company's mission is to synergistically supply access to virtual and market-driven methods of empowerment in parallel with our clients' needs to seamlessly and quickly produce advantages for cost-effective and interdependent resources that we may improve our long-term ability to interactively fashion multimedia-based six sigma programs.



The never ending supply of unique and accurate Mission Statements produced by this Fantastic Contraption™ will enable you to:


About this exquisite and utterly attractive service:

I haven't been able to find a good replacement for the legendary Dilbert Mission Statement Generator since it went offline in 2008, so I thought I'd roll my own... This is the result. I hope it will cater to all your Mission Statement needs even though my contraption is nothing but a faint shadow of the original.


The Dilbert Mission Statement Generator was also known as:
* Dilbert's Automatic Mission Statement Generator
* Dilbert's Mission Statement Generator


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