Mission Statement Generator - by ComfyChair

We will collaboratively enhance access to intellectual capital.

 

 

The never ending supply of unique and accurate Mission Statements produced by this Fantastic Contraption™ will enable you to:

 

 

About this exquisite service:

The legendary Dilbert Mission Statement Generator went offline in 2008 and I couldn't find a good replacement. So I made this. I hope it will cater to all your Mission Statement needs even though my contraption is nothing but a faint shadow of the original.

The Dilbert Mission Statement Generator was also known as:
* Dilbert's Automatic Mission Statement Generator
* Dilbert's Mission Statement Generator

No Animals Were Harmed in the Making of this Mission Statement.

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