Mission Statement Generator - by ComfyChair

It is our mission to completely leverage existing advantages for unique and timely deliverables in order to assertively integrate access to innovative and emerging methods of empowerment without losing sight of our original goal to seamlessly and efficiently engineer professional and quality products.

Quote by Chip Diller (Kevin Bacon), movie Animal House

 

 

The never ending supply of unique and accurate Mission Statements produced by this Fantastic Contraption™ will enable you to:

 

 

About this exquisite service:

The legendary Dilbert Mission Statement Generator went offline in 2008 and I couldn't find a good replacement. So I made this. I hope it will cater to all your Mission Statement needs even though my contraption is nothing but a faint shadow of the original.

The Dilbert Mission Statement Generator was also known as:
* Dilbert's Automatic Mission Statement Generator
* Dilbert's Mission Statement Generator

No Animals Were Harmed in the Making of this Mission Statement.

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