The ComfyChair Mission Statement Generator

It is our mission to enthusiastically and continually negotiate advantages for inexpensive and high-quality six sigma programs that we may improve our long-term ability to develop access to economically sound and value-added benefits without losing sight of our original goal to proactively coordinate solutions.



The never ending supply of unique and accurate Mission Statements produced by this Fantastic Contraption™ will enable you to:


About this exquisite and utterly attractive service:

I haven't been able to find a good replacement for the legendary Dilbert Mission Statement Generator since it went offline in 2008, so I thought I'd roll my own... This is the result. I hope it will cater to all your Mission Statement needs even though my contraption is nothing but a faint shadow of the original.


The Dilbert Mission Statement Generator was also known as:
* Dilbert's Automatic Mission Statement Generator
* Dilbert's Mission Statement Generator

All Mission Statements were gently and lovingly hand polished by Rutger Ekelöw.
No Animals Were Harmed in the Making of this Mission Statement.

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