Mission Statement Generator - by ComfyChair
We can be relied upon to reliably and professionally build advantages for deliverables in parallel with our clients' needs to globally and authoritatively fashion access to catalysts for change in order to facilitate timely and virtual benefits.
Quote by Chip Diller (Kevin Bacon), movie Animal House
The never ending supply of unique and accurate Mission Statements produced by this Fantastic Contraption™ will enable you to:
- Take your company to the next level of corporate consciousness.
- Impress and inspire your fellow board members at every meeting.
- Achieve all your goals and become World-Dominating Overlord of Corporate Warfare.
About this exquisite service:
The legendary Dilbert Mission Statement Generator went offline in 2008 and I couldn't find a good replacement. So I made this.
I hope it will cater to all your Mission Statement needs even though my contraption is nothing but a faint shadow of the original.
The Dilbert Mission Statement Generator was also known as:
* Dilbert's Automatic Mission Statement Generator
* Dilbert's Mission Statement Generator
No Animals Were Harmed in the Making of this Mission Statement.
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